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The Sage Durvasas
The Sage DurvasasPosted at 11:21 PM Dec 28
Mood: 100 bucks
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    yes please
Mood:trashy fun
Posted at 2:25 AM Dec 24
The Sage DurvasasLets get in that ol whirly bird over there Find us an island some place, get greased up And spend what time we got left soaking up some sunshine! How bout that?
Mood:creep
Posted at 12:06 AM Dec 15
The Sage DurvasasEvery dead body that isnt exterminated gets up and KILLS! THE PEOPLE IT KILLS GET UP AND KILL!!!
Mood:zombie
Posted at 10:26 PM Dec 10
Mood:aroused
Posted at 7:16 AM Dec 7
The Sage Durvasasis doin it major with the bad behavior
Mood:virginal
Posted at 10:06 PM Nov 22
  • The Sage Durvasas
    The Sage Durvasas Posted at 4:19 AM Nov 23
    flame on I rain fire, when Salvy storm, I'm shocking like live wire, you haven been warned!
  • M@rco polo
    M@rco polo Posted at 11:45 PM Nov 22
    monster on tha mic like a joint ill blaze you !!!!!!!!!!!!
The Sage Durvasasis doin it major wit da bad behavya
Mood:amused
Posted at 10:03 PM Nov 22
The Sage Durvasasserve at 40�F-45�F
Mood:smoking acid
Posted at 4:28 AM Nov 21
The Sage Durvasaseats the fuckin' cake without the frostin'
Mood:impregnable
Posted at 7:16 PM Oct 26
The Sage Durvasaswill eat the fuckin' cake without the frostin'
Mood:Dopium
Posted at 8:11 PM Oct 20
The Sage Durvasashas always had a real problem with getting down
Mood:what about me
Posted at 6:58 PM Oct 6
The Sage Durvasaslikes money money money girls girls cash cash
Mood:Dizzeeee
Posted at 6:19 PM Oct 4
The Sage Durvasas's profile is best viewed with the window MAXIMIZEDDDD!!!!
Mood:Mopey Dick
Posted at 8:25 PM Sep 25
The Sage Durvasasis halfway up the bracket
Mood:blaze
Posted at 3:24 AM Sep 21
The Sage Durvasasis halfway up the bracket
Mood:Propeller
Posted at 8:15 PM Sep 19
The Sage Durvasashas 25 lightas on the dressa yessuh. GOTZ TO GET PAID!
Mood:DOG PIE!
Posted at 3:27 AM Sep 8
The Sage Durvasashas a lot of myspace pals holding children in their default...
Mood:DOG PIE!
Posted at 5:45 AM Sep 3
The Sage Durvasasaka Salamander aka Plan B aka Sherman Hemsley aka Vader aka June aka Donnie Osmond aka
Mood:jet blue
Posted at 5:50 PM Aug 24
The Sage Durvasasdon't eat berries, but would eat a berry like Halley though
Mood:hanging over
Posted at 7:33 PM Aug 13
The Sage Durvasasdon't eat berries, but would eat a berry like Halley though
Mood:awake
Posted at 6:15 AM Aug 11
The Sage Durvasasdon't eat berries, but would eat a berry like Halley though
Mood:disbelief
Posted at 3:54 AM Aug 11
The Sage Durvasasis still trying to come to grips with griffin's loss......................
Mood:disbelief
Posted at 6:16 PM Aug 9
The Sage Durvasasis sick of fat loss ad's on myspace.
Mood:cribs
Posted at 4:00 AM Aug 6
Mood:cribs
Posted at 3:43 AM Aug 3
The Sage Durvasashook, uppercut, hook, uppercut!
Mood:EAT!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 8:54 PM Aug 1
The Sage DurvasasSo we was just sittin there and in walks dis broad
Mood:100%
Posted at 6:40 PM Jul 31
The Sage Durvasasis a chipper summa mabitch
Mood:Yoger X
Posted at 5:50 PM Jul 30
The Sage Durvasasthe eyes are the scouts, the heart is the general, the arms are the arrows, and the body is the bow.
Mood:16 diagrams
Posted at 2:48 PM Jul 29
Mood:Plyometrix
Posted at 4:52 PM Jul 28
The Sage DurvasasWhats another word for pirate treasure?
Mood:BOOTY
Posted at 1:51 AM Jul 20
The Sage Durvasasis reaching for dangerous levels of sobriety.
Mood:Jack NicholASS
Posted at 4:54 AM Jul 16
The Sage Durvasaswants a McNormal with fries. Large...huh? Diet coke....DIET COKE!
Mood:Jack NicholASS
Posted at 4:13 AM Jul 16
The Sage Durvasas(not normal at all)
Mood:stfu
Posted at 6:22 PM Jul 14
The Sage DurvasasI'm michael jordan dammit!
Mood:stfu
Posted at 3:25 PM Jul 14
The Sage Durvasasand to the man who would be king I will say only on3 thing...
Mood:Oh Word?!
Posted at 5:41 PM Jul 13
The Sage DurvasasHad a great time last nite. Lesnar got me 20 bucks, got some pendejita to buy me a beer and saw steve vomit
Mood:Oh Word?!
Posted at 8:20 PM Jul 12
The Sage Durvasasis fryin in the heat
Mood:Bushido
Posted at 5:03 AM Jul 4
The Sage Durvasaslet it rain let it rain
Mood:crunchatized
Posted at 7:20 PM Jul 2
The Sage DurvasasIan brown, the WORLD is yours.
Mood:adored
Posted at 3:38 AM Jul 1
The Sage DurvasasPUT ON 10LBS IN 48 HOURS! THIS IS AMERICA BABY!!!
Mood:CHEWING FAT
Posted at 3:51 AM Jun 29
The Sage Durvasasdescended from animals and is constructed of chemicals
Mood:VINDALOO!
Posted at 2:08 AM Jun 23
The Sage Durvasas's friends are as sharp as razors.
Mood:insane
Posted at 10:38 PM Jun 14
The Sage Durvasaswill meet you on the other side!
Mood:insane
Posted at 5:00 AM May 27
The Sage Durvasashas got the same shirt on for two days in a row with a soy sauce stain so everyone knows. Can a shower and a scrub still smell like the smoking bit in Weathersp
Mood:Rake
Posted at 3:09 AM May 7
The Sage Durvasaswalk home, come down, retreat to sleep! Wake up, go out, again, repeat. walk home, come down, retreat to sleep! HOok up, again this time, next week!
Mood:Rake
Posted at 3:06 AM May 7
The Sage DurvasasWILL DRAW JAPAN
Mood:punchy
Posted at 5:29 AM May 6
The Sage DurvasasTO HADOUKEN OR NOT TO HADOUKEN...
Mood:'old on, ey
Posted at 4:59 AM Apr 22
The Sage DurvasasTO HADOUKEN OR NOT TO HADOUKEN...
Mood:VAGABOND
Posted at 4:57 AM Apr 22
The Sage Durvasasturned his back on the radio
Mood:VAGABOND
Posted at 4:28 AM Apr 7
The Sage Durvasasturned his back on the radio
Mood:hissssss
Posted at 4:26 AM Apr 7
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