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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWD
I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDTHAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.Posted at 11:00 AM Dec 25
Mood: la-dee-da
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWD.. & fuck Christmas.
Mood:going to sleep.
Posted at 5:35 PM Dec 24
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDsmells bread, and is going to try to clean up. Happy Cashmas.
Mood:(none)
Posted at 3:15 PM Dec 24
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDcertain holiday songs make me feel sad.
Mood:/:
Posted at 8:11 PM Dec 23
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDYEAH, I GOTS XP ON MY MAC, SON. OH. YEAH. Isn't that right, Charlie?
Mood:ah man, lol.
Posted at 7:27 PM Dec 21
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDTee, aye aych, Shit.
Mood:AHAHARGHRGHAA
Posted at 6:11 PM Dec 20
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDthanks lady gaga's face for a boost in physical self esteem.
Mood:(none)
Posted at 3:28 AM Dec 19
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDmoar hating. ugh.
Posted at 7:55 AM Dec 18
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDhurts her visage, you should too.
Mood:low. very low.
Posted at 7:37 AM Dec 18
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDsalted a slug, and now I will go watch its slow, painful implosion.
Mood:sadistic
Posted at 5:05 AM Dec 18
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDis turquoise.
Mood:spying cake
Posted at 7:22 AM Dec 17
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDUUGGGGHHHHHHHH DAMN IT.
Mood:(none)
Posted at 5:35 PM Dec 10
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHPLGLHPRLPLGPHLRGHH
Mood:brightfutures
Posted at 4:24 PM Dec 10
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWD(which I'm skeptical on wether or not it will)
Posted at 11:28 PM Dec 9
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDhopes her purchase will end this shit.
Mood:ehh.
Posted at 11:25 PM Dec 9
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDis a psycho teddy.
Mood:justsqueezeme
Posted at 3:57 PM Dec 9
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDwishes she could have the old times back.
Mood::c
Posted at 9:44 PM Dec 8
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWD
Mood:enthralled.
Posted at 9:03 PM Dec 8
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDHas such split feelings.
Mood:Tired
Posted at 3:25 PM Dec 3
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWD
Mood:hateful
Posted at 1:19 PM Dec 2
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  • Kristie D.
    Kristie D. Posted at 4:52 PM Dec 2
    fa la la la la
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDGoing to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Mood:lulz
Posted at 7:58 PM Nov 30
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDwishes she could fully trust somebody in the world.
Mood:whatever
Posted at 3:35 PM Nov 30
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDwonders why she is the way she is. thtop it, thilly.
Mood:twinkle twinkle
Posted at 5:17 AM Nov 24
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDcurses the universe for not putting her in Ancient Greece's existance.
Mood:unthankful
Posted at 7:36 AM Nov 21
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  • Jolly
    Jolly Posted at 12:21 AM Nov 22
    I know when I'm an old person when I can honestly say, "Ashley, you're too young."
  • Nick
    Nick Posted at 9:40 PM Nov 21
    It must be a wonderful engagement lol
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWD...is going to probably have to be dealing with a flea infestation soon.
Mood:(indifferent)
Posted at 12:39 PM Nov 18
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDsays FUCK YOU MYSPACE WITH YOUR STUPID GAIA ADVERTISEMENTS
Mood:Clumsy. ):>
Posted at 9:33 PM Nov 16
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDloves Travis.
Mood:happy
Posted at 3:59 AM Nov 13
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDwishes there was no internet or media, which serves no purpose to state, because nothing becomes of a 'wish'
Posted at 12:50 AM Nov 13
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDHate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate. LOATHE ENTIRELY!
Mood:Life
Posted at 1:37 AM Nov 12
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDinspired by G.I. Jane.
Mood:You bet
Posted at 4:47 AM Nov 11
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  • Deer™
    Deer™ Posted at 5:03 AM Nov 11
    THAT WAS MY FAVORITE MOVIE AS A KID. I wore fatigues and tried to start my own army after I saw it...
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDwill never be understood by any human.
Mood:nostalgic sting
Posted at 12:53 AM Nov 10
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  • I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWD
    I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWD Posted at 1:55 AM Nov 10
    No, he's sustained too much brain damage to understand anything more than simplicity. You could throw him off a building, and if he lived, he'd still be just as loving towards you.
  • Jolly
    Jolly Posted at 1:27 AM Nov 10
    Max knows your pain.
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDdrinks a diet coke and gets nostalgic about the sharp taste of vodka..
Mood:depressed
Posted at 3:43 PM Nov 6 from Mobile
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDis exhausted from life..
Mood:depressed
Posted at 3:21 PM Nov 5 from Mobile
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDFuck the pornography industry. All of it.
Mood:disgusted
Posted at 3:43 PM Oct 29 from Mobile
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDis going to play some L4D2 demo later today with Travis (and maybe Kelly). YEA-YUH!
Mood:okay
Posted at 2:59 PM Oct 28 from Mobile
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDhas a mind full of scorpions.
Mood:pessimistic
Posted at 5:30 PM Oct 27
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  • Jolly
    Jolly Posted at 6:17 PM Oct 27
    A $.01 for your venom?
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDsays "Piranha."
Mood:Jigsaw
Posted at 7:30 AM Oct 23
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDugh.
Mood:(none)
Posted at 3:40 PM Oct 19 from Mobile
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDsaid VAGINA loudly in Denny's.
Mood:tee hee
Posted at 10:36 PM Oct 16 from Mobile
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDBirth is pain, life is pain, death is pain, it's all the same.
Mood:Frantic lyrics
Posted at 3:04 AM Oct 15
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDis jambalaya.
Mood:3 mixed emotion
Posted at 12:50 PM Oct 14
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDWhy the hell did I have to be born? Would it have been that hard to have used a fucking condom?
Mood:bummed
Posted at 6:51 PM Oct 13 from Mobile
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  • Kara♥
    Kara♥ Posted at 9:39 PM Oct 13
    Hm the person below me seems semi-angry. But you were here to be ashley-tank. And i think your wonderful :)
  • Kristie D.
    Kristie D. Posted at 8:38 PM Oct 13
    Ashey....you were meant to be. so deal with it. you were put here for a reason. don't waste your time whining. just do everything you can to find your happy place. it is easy to give in to the crap that goes on in life but you are my niece and you are not one of those lazy kids who will just let life happen and give up on it all. don't blame others...just get busy..i love you baby girl.
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDthinks Club XL is pretty nice.
Mood:okay
Posted at 4:30 AM Oct 11
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDis better-ish.
Mood:aight.
Posted at 12:21 PM Oct 8
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDis probably going to do some regrettable things.
Mood:cold
Posted at 8:14 AM Oct 7
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDhas been having some strong inner confusion about how I feel about certain things..
Mood:confused
Posted at 5:33 PM Oct 6 from Mobile
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  • ˚º ☮ ♥ Zoogii ♥ ☮ º˚
    ˚º ☮ ♥ Zoogii ♥ ☮ º˚ Posted at 9:10 PM Oct 6
    Meanie. Ashley don't feel sad! D:
  • Jolly
    Jolly Posted at 5:36 PM Oct 6
    Yeah, I didn't want to say anything...but I don't like your haircut either. :P
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDis existing.
Mood:drained
Posted at 5:51 PM Oct 2 from Mobile
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDis anticipating.
Mood:depressed
Posted at 5:34 PM Sep 29
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDwants to drink herself to another world.
Mood:blank
Posted at 6:17 AM Sep 26
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I AM AZRAEL, THE LAWDwishes all those who'll be attending HHN tonight the best of times.
Mood:blank
Posted at 2:22 PM Sep 25
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