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Jesus Christ
Jesus Christjust got his Mac Mini up and running again. Remember kids, Microsoft is the Devil. Posted at 5:02 AM Dec 10
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  • Soap
    Soap Posted at 5:38 AM Dec 10
    pipe down
  • Mat A.R.
    Mat A.R. Posted at 5:37 AM Dec 10
    agreed! on a 20inch iMac right now!!!! apple power
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Jesus Christjust played Modern Warfare 2. It rocked.
Posted at 4:16 PM Nov 28
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  • Matt
    Matt Posted at 2:52 AM Nov 30
    hey! happy holidays.. Can you go on MSN Messenger and add jane2sears@live.com shes a real cool girl wants to meet some people and thinks you seem cool
  • Izzy
    Izzy Posted at 9:49 PM Nov 28
    Damn it jesus, I knew you where a gamer! LORDEXARKUN420 xboxlive
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Jesus Christwishes you a happy Thanksgiving!
Mood:blessed
Posted at 8:19 PM Nov 26 from Mobile
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  • wiley
    wiley Posted at 8:52 AM Nov 27
    corpses of Indian carcasses is redundant.
  • [-.Repitition.Of.Hatred.-]
    [-.Repitition.Of.Hatred.-] Posted at 1:39 AM Nov 27
    Thanks Jesus. I am glad you too celebrate a holiday were we feast on corpses of Indian carcasses! :D
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Jesus Christwushes you a happy Thanksgiving!
Mood:blessed
Posted at 8:18 PM Nov 26 from Mobile
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Jesus Christate waffles for breakfast. Mmmmm, waffles.
Mood:blessed
Posted at 6:36 PM Nov 7
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  • Mike
    Mike Posted at 3:07 AM Nov 13
    hey please add and message paris2hoty@hotmail.com on msn windowslive messengar, shes a cool chick and shes realllly bored and wants some new people to talk to. thanks!
  • Timfbb.
    Timfbb. Posted at 7:10 PM Nov 7
    lumberjack jesus.
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Jesus Christthinks Joe Lieberman is a politi-whore. I usually like whores, but not that guy.
Mood:angsty
Posted at 9:56 PM Oct 27 from Mobile
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Jesus Christthinks Glen Beck is a fucking asshole.
Mood:angsty
Posted at 5:18 AM Oct 18
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Jesus Christis proud of the fact that he has avoided listening to anything with Miley Cyrus' name on it. He also prays for the souls of those who have. Her music is b
Mood:enlightened
Posted at 3:54 PM Sep 29 from Mobile
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  • ß®o(k
    ߮o(k Posted at 9:15 PM Sep 29
    Pornstars go to hell, so will she.
  • [-.Repitition.Of.Hatred.-]
    [-.Repitition.Of.Hatred.-] Posted at 7:22 PM Sep 29
    Jesus, you are so right. God bless you..Please send that bitch to hell.
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Jesus Christwishes he could take people at face value. Oh well...
Mood:bummed
Posted at 5:08 PM Sep 14
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  • Emily
    Emily Posted at 6:24 AM Sep 15
    that's how i feel about you, jesus. sigh. always there and gone.
  • Phil.
    Phil. Posted at 2:23 AM Sep 15
    cheer up buddie...... just smite thy who deserve it.
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Jesus Christneeds some love.
Mood:amorous
Posted at 12:21 PM Sep 2
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  • Dorris
    Dorris Posted at 5:20 AM Sep 3
    I love ya, Jesus.
  • Posted at 4:33 AM Sep 3
    I'll make love to you Jesus!!
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Jesus Christis tired of hypocritical Republican Christians, and thinks they should STFU.
Mood:accomplished
Posted at 12:35 PM Aug 24
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  • Dorris
    Dorris Posted at 2:20 AM Aug 25
    So, what's your take on health care, Jesus? Heard you have a thing for healing lepers.
  • ☹
    ☹ Posted at 4:44 PM Aug 24
    hell yeah!
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Jesus Christmakes his own teriyaki sauce. Lots of red wine a bit of soy sauce, finely dice the ginger and add sugar to sweeten & thicken. Use sauce pan on med-hi.
Mood:accomplished
Posted at 8:38 PM Jul 12
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  • Sam
    Sam Posted at 8:00 AM Jul 13
    Om Nom Nom
  • Malicia
    Malicia Posted at 9:35 PM Jul 12
    Try with maple syrup instead of sugar and throw in a dash of rye whiskey. Mmmmmm...
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Jesus Christmakes his own teriyaki sauce. Use red wine, soy sauce, sugar and ginger. More red wine than soy sauce, and finely dice the ginger.
Mood:accomplished
Posted at 8:36 PM Jul 12
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Jesus Christthinks that his Espanol es muy suck-o.
Mood:accomplished
Posted at 5:26 PM Jun 30
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Jesus Christthinks that your reality is subordinate to His own.
Mood:accomplished
Posted at 4:27 AM May 6
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Jesus Christis reading "The God Delusion," by Richard Dawkins and thinks that you should too.
Mood:curious
Posted at 5:10 AM Mar 21
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Jesus Christis fairly certain MySpace intentionally blocks friends of Jeebus.
Mood:curious
Posted at 7:46 PM Mar 12
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Jesus Christwonders why drunk people insist on driving.
Mood:curious
Posted at 2:21 PM Feb 3
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