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Keith Ryan
Keith Ryan Posted at 11:20 AM Dec 15
Mood: Happy
Keith Ryanjust realized that this is the oldest he's ever been.
Mood:Happy
Posted at 8:27 PM Dec 11
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  • :B!LLY:
    :B!LLY: Posted at 7:54 AM Dec 12
    I say the same thing at times lol
  • Jim
    Jim Posted at 5:08 AM Dec 12
    Hang in there Dude! I'll just bet that with a little effort, and the right amount of energy, you can get even older!
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Keith Ryanis thinking that it's not surprising Tiger's wife smashed the window of his SUV with a golf club. What is surprising is that she did it 3 under par!
Mood:Happy
Posted at 3:37 PM Dec 10
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  • Butterfly
    Butterfly Posted at 10:51 AM Dec 11
    Lol, How do u come up w this stuff?
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Keith Ryanhas never thought that the capital of Montana was Hannah.
Mood:Happy
Posted at 7:45 PM Dec 9
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Keith Ryanis trying to decipher whether that is actually the first snowfall of the season or if Amy Winehouse just sneezed.
Mood:Jolly
Posted at 6:59 PM Dec 7
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  • Jim
    Jim Posted at 8:17 PM Dec 7
    Why, did you find a nose in your front yard?
  • bottom boy :]
    bottom boy :] Posted at 7:38 PM Dec 7
    lol
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Keith Ryan
Mood:Happy
Posted at 11:14 PM Dec 6
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  • Keith Ryan
    Keith Ryan Posted at 11:31 AM Dec 7
    *clap clap*
  • Miss Mary
    Miss Mary Posted at 1:19 AM Dec 7
    If ur happy n ya no it clap ur hands
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Keith Ryangot a call from a friend. He said that he had a Viagra caught in his throat and now he has a stiff neck.
Mood:Happy
Posted at 7:14 PM Dec 3
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Keith Ryanis experiencing Dijon vu. Seems like he's had this mustard before.
Mood:Happy
Posted at 1:18 AM Dec 3
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Keith Ryanrecently read that five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
Mood:Happy
Posted at 10:37 PM Nov 30
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  • Jenny
    Jenny Posted at 4:46 AM Dec 1
    thats the darnest thing.
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Keith Ryanwonders why a vampire's hair looks so good even though they can't see themselves in the mirror.
Mood:Relaxed
Posted at 11:33 PM Nov 24
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Keith Ryanstill has the same beard that he had in the first grade.
Mood:Tired
Posted at 1:16 AM Nov 24
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Keith Ryanbelieves that prostitutes make more money than drug dealers because they can wash off the crack and reuse it.
Mood:Giddy
Posted at 7:41 PM Nov 20
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Keith Ryan”The greatest thing about Myspace is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington
Mood:Historic
Posted at 11:43 PM Nov 18
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Keith Ryanenjoys making people happy and lifting their spirits.
Mood:Happy
Posted at 1:07 AM Nov 18
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Keith Ryan
Mood:Happy
Posted at 11:33 AM Nov 13
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Keith Ryansat down next to an elderly lady. She told him that her butt's asleep. He looked at her and said, "I know. I've heard it snore three times."
Mood:Happy
Posted at 3:09 AM Nov 12
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Keith Ryanusually puts up a boring, uninteresting status and this one is no exception.
Mood:Happy
Posted at 11:47 PM Nov 9
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Keith Ryanusually puts up a boring status that really isn't that interesting. This one's no exception.
Mood:Happy
Posted at 11:29 PM Nov 9
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Keith Ryanis watching the Purdue and Michigan game.
Mood:Anxious
Posted at 6:05 PM Nov 7
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  • Keith Ryan
    Keith Ryan Posted at 10:49 PM Nov 7
    You're welcome. XD
  • Jim
    Jim Posted at 10:34 PM Nov 7
    Thanks Purdue, for picking up Notre Dame.
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Keith Ryanis probably asleep by now. Been up since 0600.
Mood:Exhausted!
Posted at 6:13 AM Nov 7
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  • Keith Ryan
    Keith Ryan Posted at 4:03 PM Nov 7
    Yes, I did.
  • Anthony
    Anthony Posted at 7:23 AM Nov 7
    I've been awake off and on since 9am Friday morning and am feeling fine. Did you have a nice Friday?
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Keith Ryanis chillin, watching TV and having some pizza. Witnessed an assault in the park. All in all, a fairly good day.
Mood:Hungry
Posted at 11:14 PM Nov 5
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  • Dave & Melody Brugioni
    Dave & Melody Brugioni Posted at 12:56 AM Nov 7
    Sorry...I did not see the comment where you told about the park until now. LOL
  • Dave & Melody Brugioni
    Dave & Melody Brugioni Posted at 12:55 AM Nov 7
    Oh my goodness! Where is the park? That is terrible.
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Keith Ryanneeds a hot shower, warm bed and a good night's sleep.
Mood:Tired
Posted at 2:24 AM Nov 4
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  • Butterfly
    Butterfly Posted at 9:36 AM Nov 4
    Damn, me too!
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Keith Ryanmade a red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting .... then ate some.
Mood:Happy
Posted at 1:40 AM Nov 4
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Keith Ryanis watching "Arachnophobia" as much as he hates spiders.
Mood:Happy
Posted at 1:24 AM Nov 3
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  • Chris
    Chris Posted at 1:47 PM Nov 3
    that movie creeped me out
  • Dave & Melody Brugioni
    Dave & Melody Brugioni Posted at 2:22 AM Nov 3
    Good movie! I hate spiders too! Dave said hey..."What's that on your shoulder man?" lol
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Keith Ryanwill be taking down the Halloween stuff and raking the yard today. Hello, November.
Mood:Energetic
Posted at 3:20 PM Nov 1
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  • Keith Ryan
    Keith Ryan Posted at 10:08 PM Nov 2
    lol I used the mower in the back yard to chop them up. Made it easier to rake. :P
  • Dave & Melody Brugioni
    Dave & Melody Brugioni Posted at 8:15 PM Nov 1
    If you have extra energy...I have a ton of leaves to rake. LOL
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Keith Ryanwishes everyone a safe and Happy Halloween!
Mood:Devilish
Posted at 1:43 AM Oct 31
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Keith Ryanplans on dressing up as Kanye West. Right before kids yell "Trick-or-Treat," he'll jump outta the bushes and yell "Christmas is better!"
Mood:IMALETUFINISH
Posted at 12:34 AM Oct 28
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Keith Ryanplans on dressing up as Kanye West for Halloween and just before the kids yell "Trick or Treat", jump out of the bushes and yell "Christmas is be
Mood:IMALETUFINISH
Posted at 12:31 AM Oct 28
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Keith Ryanhas loved every Halloween costume that his parents have ever picked out for him. Wonder what this year's is going to be.
Mood:Anxious
Posted at 12:33 AM Oct 27
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Keith Ryanis watching "The Next Iron Chef."
Mood:Happy
Posted at 1:39 AM Oct 26
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Keith Ryan
Mood:Happy
Posted at 4:12 AM Oct 25
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Keith Ryanis watching Beetlejuice ... Beetlejuice ... Beetlejuice!
Mood:Happy
Posted at 1:21 AM Oct 22
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Keith Ryanis waiting to watch "Simpson's Treehouse of Horror XX" @ 8/7c on FOX.
Mood:Happy
Posted at 11:21 PM Oct 18
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Keith Ryanjust finished watching "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown," that he recorded last year.
Mood:Happy
Posted at 3:16 PM Oct 18
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Keith Ryanjust finished watching "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown," that he recorded last year.
Mood:Halloweenie
Posted at 3:08 PM Oct 18
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Keith Ryanis quite pleased with the outcome of Hell's Kitchen. Congratulations, Dave!
Mood:Happy
Posted at 10:57 AM Oct 14
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  • Keith Ryan
    Keith Ryan Posted at 4:30 PM Oct 17
    Um .. soon. LOL Miss talking, also. Love you too!
  • Dave & Melody Brugioni
    Dave & Melody Brugioni Posted at 2:46 PM Oct 17
    When will you be doing something else besides watching "Hells Kitchen?" LOL We miss talking to you about Orbs and other things. Love you!
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Keith Ryanis ready for Hell's Kitchen ... again! Tonight at 8/7c on FOX.
Mood:Competitive
Posted at 4:10 PM Oct 13
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Keith Ryanis ready for Hell's Kitchen ... again! Tuesday night at 8/7c on FOX.
Mood:Competitive
Posted at 2:07 AM Oct 13
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Keith Ryanis ready to eat!
Mood:Hungry!
Posted at 8:17 PM Oct 8
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  • Keith Ryan
    Keith Ryan Posted at 7:21 PM Oct 9
    When I can get down there. :)
  • Dave & Melody Brugioni
    Dave & Melody Brugioni Posted at 3:57 PM Oct 9
    Yummy! When are you coming to visit and cook for us? LOL
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Keith Ryanis ready for Hell's Kitchen tonight!!
Mood:Giddy!!
Posted at 8:28 PM Oct 6
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Keith Ryanwonders if garbage men ever talk trash.
Mood:Giddy
Posted at 1:41 AM Oct 6
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  • Butterfly
    Butterfly Posted at 2:51 AM Oct 6
    Lmao. Good question?
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Keith Ryanhopes that the economy gets better soon, because if he has to tighten his belt anymore, he'll have to remove a kidney first!
Mood:Yes, I can!
Posted at 6:15 PM Oct 5
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  • Keith Ryan
    Keith Ryan Posted at 10:29 PM Oct 5
    LOL
  • Jim
    Jim Posted at 7:07 PM Oct 5
    Not to worry! Kittens: The untapped food source......
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Keith Ryanhasn't forgotten you. He just hasn't had the time to get on here as often as he has been. God bless. Love to you and yours.
Mood:Happy
Posted at 10:26 AM Oct 5
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  • Keith Ryan
    Keith Ryan Posted at 6:13 PM Oct 5
    LOL
  • Dave & Melody Brugioni
    Dave & Melody Brugioni Posted at 4:15 PM Oct 5
    We love you too! And thanks for the recipe! I am going to try it with my Mom. I am too much of a novice at cooking to try a new recipe without a pro. LOL
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Keith Ryanhasn't forgotten you. He just hasn't had the time to get on here as often as he has been.
Mood:Happy
Posted at 10:24 AM Oct 5
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Keith Ryanisn't ignoring you. He just hasn't had the time to get on here as often as he has been.
Mood:Happy
Posted at 2:25 PM Oct 4
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Keith Ryanknows that when the bathroom door is left open only a little and he hears the exhaust fan, it's more of a warning than an invitation.
Mood:Happy
Posted at 2:07 PM Oct 1
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Keith Ryanonce coached an entire little league team of midgets who all wanted to play shortstop.
Mood:Happy
Posted at 1:16 AM Sep 29
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  • Cat
    Cat Posted at 2:33 AM Sep 29
    mmm...midgets lol
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Keith Ryanis glad to be free of a cell phone. If he can only say the same for cigarettes ....
Mood:Happy
Posted at 11:02 AM Sep 28
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  • Keith Ryan
    Keith Ryan Posted at 1:10 AM Sep 29
    Yeah. It was getting too expensive.
  • Butterfly
    Butterfly Posted at 9:14 PM Sep 28
    Awww? No more cell phone? That sx!
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Keith Ryanis watching "Misery."
Mood:Happy
Posted at 1:02 AM Sep 27
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Keith Ryanprefers to drink apple juice because he's afraid that O.J. might kill him.
Mood:Happy
Posted at 1:34 PM Sep 24
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  • Posted at 12:08 AM Sep 25
    lol now why werent ya a famous comedian? :)
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