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ivan brandon
ivan brandonJAWBOX REUNION TONIGHT! late night w/ jimmy fallon. 18 yr old me is ridiculously excited.Posted 1 hour ago from Twitter
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ivan brandonone of the descriptions in this outline is "a giant hideous monster with an accent from queens".
Posted 2 hours ago from Twitter
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ivan brandonhey, you know who's pretty great at drawing x-men characters? @beckycloonan, whose nation-x pages are excellent, even with gambit in them.
Posted 2 hours ago from Twitter
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ivan brandonit's good to have friends, sometimes they save you from giant landmines that would sink your story altogether.
Posted 2 hours ago from Twitter
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ivan brandonquote of the day, from an unnamed friend: "I think you have to treat the internet like it's the WHOLE internet, and not just your audience"
Posted 3 hours ago from Twitter
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ivan brandoni hate emoticons, but i very much love typing out SMILY FACE in giant bold caps after i've insulted someone.
Posted 5 hours ago from Twitter
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ivan brandonno, no, it's a DUFFIN. it's a cross between a donut and a muffin.
Posted 19 hours ago from Twitter
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ivan brandonartist in place for new thing. starting off at a sprint for this one.
Posted at 9:51 PM Dec 7 from Twitter
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ivan brandonunexpected call about a crazy crazy project. suddenly i have way too much to do today.
Posted at 6:55 PM Dec 7 from Twitter
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ivan brandonextended terminator argument between @alejandrobot and @denniscalero kept me amused on the way home.
Posted at 6:13 AM Dec 7 from Twitter
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ivan brandonin the space of 2hrs i went from my couch to see free blood and drink drinks and back to my couch. if only i was this efficient with work.
Posted at 6:10 AM Dec 7 from Twitter
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ivan brandonthe lower east side is not my friend tonight. at least not til I get inside the bar where it's safe
Posted at 3:08 AM Dec 7 from Twitter
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ivan brandonMOTHER OF GOD IT IS SO COLD WHY AM I GOING OUT RIGHT NOW
Posted at 3:05 AM Dec 7 from Twitter
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ivan brandonworst thing about jersey shore- most of these assholes? from staten island. as if seaside isn't shitty enough, they're importing assholes.
Posted at 6:05 AM Dec 6 from Twitter
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ivan brandoni can't be the first person to have noticed robb reiner of anvil looks like norm macdonald in a wig
Posted at 4:06 AM Dec 6 from Twitter
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ivan brandon33 years of northeast winters, the first day of snow still makes you feel 5 years old.
Posted at 3:47 AM Dec 6 from Twitter
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ivan brandon"the party's in paulie's pants tonight"
Posted at 12:24 AM Dec 6 from Twitter
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ivan brandonjersey shore makes the sopranos look like a flattering representation of italian-americans.
Posted at 12:23 AM Dec 6 from Twitter
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ivan brandonyou know who's a better person than @danniremender? nobody.
Posted at 5:53 AM Dec 5 from Twitter
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ivan brandonthat thousand dollars i was going to spend on you, internet? i had to spend it on a new water heater. i'll make you a card instead.
Posted at 5:33 AM Dec 5 from Twitter
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ivan brandonyour song of the evening: believing is art http://lala.com/zAuo
Posted at 5:27 AM Dec 5 from Twitter
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ivan brandonoh, hey, the water heater exploded and the basement's flooded. i knew this day was going too well.
Posted at 5:02 AM Dec 5 from Twitter
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ivan brandonfor a guy who's always late getting anywhere, i have way too little compassion when the shoe's on the other foot
Posted at 11:52 PM Dec 4 from Twitter
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ivan brandonRT @axelalonsomarv: Scariest 7 words in English language: Esad Ribic is now following you on Twitter. http://tweetphoto.com/5828147
Posted at 10:49 PM Dec 4 from Twitter
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ivan brandoncover for the viking season 1 hardcover = completely batshit insane. like we ran all the different styles of the book through a meatgrinder
Posted at 10:42 PM Dec 4 from Twitter
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ivan brandonnow you all have bruce springsteen's secret garden in your head for the rest of the day. and a vague uneasiness.
Posted at 9:00 PM Dec 4 from Twitter
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ivan brandon"boop!'
Posted at 8:45 PM Dec 4 from Twitter
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ivan brandonRT @lancesells: http://bit.ly/8K7RQ6 Huffpost - Aetna Forcing 600,000-Plus To Lose Coverage In Effort To Raise Profits
Posted at 8:32 PM Dec 4 from Twitter
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ivan brandonholy crap. http://is.gd/5cxqx
Posted at 8:20 PM Dec 4 from Twitter
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ivan brandonhe everyone, wish @rafaalbuquerque a happy birthday. i believe he's like 12 or something now.
Posted at 6:07 PM Dec 4 from Twitter
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ivan brandontalking to @Gabriel_Ba about his trip to my old stomping grounds in rosario, argentina. sadly, no one took him for ice cream.
Posted at 6:02 PM Dec 4 from Twitter
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ivan brandoni am not the boss of this dad, but I've an inkling this 6 yr old should not be out in midtown at 5:30 in the morning
Posted at 10:31 AM Dec 4 from Twitter
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ivan brandonit's possible this has gone too far
Posted at 10:22 AM Dec 4 from Twitter
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ivan brandonsometimes one of a man's oldest friends turns 35 years old & there's serious business to attend to
Posted at 5:57 AM Dec 4 from Twitter
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ivan brandontoday answered the question: what if norman osborn was played by the dude from nip/tuck?
Posted at 9:47 PM Dec 3 from Twitter
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ivan brandonwhy was frank robbins so much better than, like, everyone? http://is.gd/5bxn3
Posted at 8:43 PM Dec 3 from Twitter
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ivan brandonhappy birthday to @ferociousj and even @urbanbarbarian, who really deserves no kind of happiness if we're being honest, internet.
Posted at 7:56 PM Dec 3 from Twitter
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ivan brandonbest part of lawman by far: "seagal-vision". the director imagines that steven's POV is much like the terminator's.
Posted at 5:14 PM Dec 3 from Twitter
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ivan brandon"sometimes i forget steven's a big movie star. i consider him part of the team."
Posted at 4:59 PM Dec 3 from Twitter
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ivan brandonam i watching steven seagal's lawman again before i start work? maybe. i just love to hear his "talking to black people" voice.
Posted at 4:38 PM Dec 3 from Twitter
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ivan brandonone thing we can all agree on: shinsplints are an abomination.
Posted at 6:35 AM Dec 3 from Twitter
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ivan brandonyes, michael gross is the dad on family ties. alan thicke is crushed for unrelated reasons. namely, his role in "robodoc".
Posted at 5:17 AM Dec 3 from Twitter
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ivan brandonalan thicke is crushed. http://bit.ly/7K2oGc
Posted at 5:08 AM Dec 3 from Twitter
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ivan brandonadded bonus: he looks more like deputy danny aiello than deputy steven seagal these days.
Posted at 4:03 AM Dec 3 from Twitter
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ivan brandondeputy steven seagal's lack of ponytail is made up for by his ambervision eyewear.
Posted at 3:59 AM Dec 3 from Twitter
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ivan brandonfantastic: RT @calaverakid: a classic noir piece to warm up my rusty hand after two months of travel... http://su.pr/1x1n0e
Posted at 3:33 AM Dec 3 from Twitter
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ivan brandonaaand now i'll stop cause apparently people think i'm annoyed and calling people out, which is not at all what i meant to do.
Posted at 3:03 AM Dec 3 from Twitter
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ivan brandonobviously i talk about my work, too. (or more about my day, which involves work) what i mean is when someone ONLY plugs their work.
Posted at 2:55 AM Dec 3 from Twitter
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ivan brandoni hate to say this, but the whole constant barrage of self-promotion on twitter is maybe a little out of hand.
Posted at 2:11 AM Dec 3 from Twitter
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ivan brandonthere's an animated version of blade of the immortal? anyone seen it?
Posted at 12:48 AM Dec 3 from Twitter
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