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Lv.74 Alakazam
Shopping from the kalashnikov catolog with these guns I can slaughter your mom and your daughter.
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Shopping from the kalashnikov. With these gun I can slaughter your wife and your daughter
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Lv.74 Alakazam
writing down rhymes like a hobo collecting dimes
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Lv.74 Alakazam
Any one wants to play three chamber Russian Roulette?
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Posted at 2:31 AM Dec 7 from
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Lv.74 Alakazam
Stop listening to the radio. Turn off the stereo. Plaguing minds with some fake ass rhymes. So please don't lose it.
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Posted at 7:58 PM Dec 6
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Lv.74 Alakazam
hooray no sun over here :D
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Posted at 7:12 PM Dec 6
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Posted at 7:38 PM Dec 6
yea i saw that but im straight
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Posted at 7:13 PM Dec 6
they are selling 1 months!!! at 7-11 :D
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Needs to build courage
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Posted at 2:01 PM Dec 6 from
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Lv.74 Alakazam
Pikachu is gonna get ownd
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Lv.74 vs Lv.31
Posted at 4:58 AM Dec 6 from
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Lv.74 Alakazam
Almost falcon pawnched somone
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Posted at 4:00 AM Dec 6 from
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Lv.74 Alakazam
Watching The Deer Hunter Mow Mow Scene
Posted at 2:03 AM Dec 6 from
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Lv.74 Alakazam
I don't sleep I wait
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Posted at 1:51 AM Dec 6 from
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Malpractice i need more practice
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Posted at 8:58 PM Dec 5
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Lv.74 Alakazam
Damn today is a good day
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Posted at 2:16 PM Dec 5
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Lv.74 Alakazam
Bored as fuck nothing to do. Can't sleep. Lets play some Fable or something. Here comes another 36 hour day
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Having the time of his life
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Lv.74 Alakazam
No mames
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Posted at 3:58 AM Dec 5 from
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Lv.74 Alakazam
I
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Posted at 3:02 AM Dec 5 from
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And again music saves the day.
Posted at 2:18 PM Dec 4 from
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Lv.74 Alakazam
Its such a disgrace girls putting all sorts of shit all of their face.
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Posted at 4:44 AM Dec 4
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Lv.74 Alakazam
Why do metal bands sometimes wear shin guards? To prevent the metal gods from destorying their shins XD
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Posted at 5:27 AM Dec 3 from
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Why do metal bands sometimes wear shin guards? To prevent the metal gods from destorying their shins XD
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Someone farted and i saw the fart air in the cold snow wind XD. Sick lady you know who you are
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Posted at 11:18 PM Dec 2 from
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monchese!!
Posted at 12:00 AM Dec 3
rofl
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I sharted :/
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Shit happens. Babies happen too :D
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Lv.74 Alakazam
and they took his son FUCK THE WHAT???? 8 more months to wait
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Posted at 4:29 AM Dec 2
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sons of anarchy :E
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Posted at 3:06 AM Dec 2
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Sleeping pills don't work for another 8 hours :D
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Sleeping don't work for another 8 hours :D
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Lv.74 Alakazam
Sleepy and blacking out. Thank you sleeping pills
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I'm blacking out in class thank you avid pm
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I ate my sleep :(
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Posted at 3:18 AM Dec 1
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Lv.74 Alakazam
if i had 1 wish it would be to destroy everything Disney except for Donald Duck
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Posted at 12:15 AM Dec 1
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Reconnect :D
Posted at 4:44 PM Nov 30 from
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i already know what I'm going to get for christmas :D. Hopefully St.Claus adds some headphones. Not the ear buds headphones. Get that right fat fuck
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Posted at 2:36 AM Nov 30
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fuck the what?
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Posted at 2:28 PM Nov 29
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bored as fuck
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Posted at 10:17 PM Nov 28
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how can you make yourself a tribute of yourself playing yourself? Thats like jacking off to a picture of yourself
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Metalocalypse X
Posted at 9:30 PM Nov 28
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is playing rock hero :(. Can't afford rock band or guitar hero :( fuck it lets play halo or Call of duty
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teabagg time
Posted at 8:29 PM Nov 28
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Posted at 8:46 PM Nov 28
Go get them zombehs!!!
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buy myself a hoodie and a mini pig tomorrow
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Posted at 8:18 PM Nov 28
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trying to get a motherfucking scholarship.
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Posted at 7:37 PM Nov 28
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Would trade the world for some weapons and moon domnation
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Posted at 5:45 AM Nov 28
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Manny©
Posted at 5:49 AM Nov 28
More Like *Would Trade The World For A Mc Ribb!
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Watch out for death.. I mean hamburger time
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Posted at 4:18 AM Nov 27
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Ate to much pie :D
Posted at 12:28 AM Nov 27 from
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I gots to go and eat. I'll be on xboxl ater later 3 am of the next day later :D
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Posted at 9:51 PM Nov 26
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Lv.74 Alakazam
Is trying to build his diction so I can spit non fiction. Its really scary that I'm reading a dictionary.
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Posted at 4:56 PM Nov 26
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Posted at 9:50 PM Nov 26
they are called narwhals and they are real
Jorge The Rabbit©
Posted at 7:20 PM Nov 26
Narwhales do not exist
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I'm going to make a bigger combat than Rodney King
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Posted at 11:35 PM Nov 25 from
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Jorge The Rabbit©
Posted at 11:40 PM Nov 25
Ay dude on COD MW2 on the special ops campaign can you play that cooperative online?
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Lv.74 Alakazam
i say hello to the sun because I'm so mellow. Is chill and I don't need no pills or nothing organic. Just that good old schizophrenic
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Posted at 5:39 PM Nov 24
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Is going to sleep with guitar licks and riffs
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Posted at 5:50 AM Nov 24 from
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beast mode on the cod waw with my douchers XxBaboochixX ib254 and urbanMS
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Posted at 2:55 AM Nov 24
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playing halo with my awesome hat. Suck on my bitch rifle
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Posted at 8:44 PM Nov 23
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