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David "The Big Sexy" Nolan
David "The Big Sexy" NolanFox and CBS, you both suck at covering football.Posted at 10:39 PM Dec 6
Mood: handsome
  • Dallas
    Dallas Posted at 2:21 AM Dec 10
    fox is good cbs is bad ha ha
  • Mr. Jones
    Mr. Jones Posted at 9:26 AM Dec 7
    Your mom sucks at covering football......Ohhhh Sick burn
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanI am one hot wife!
Mood:handsome
Posted at 12:59 AM Dec 6
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanI get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 4:25 PM Dec 5
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David "The Big Sexy" Nolanblowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 3:07 AM Dec 5
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David "The Big Sexy" Nolanhttp://lnk.ms/0fDm5
Mood:handsome
Posted at 11:48 PM Dec 1
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanI told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Mood:handsome
Posted at 5:23 AM Dec 1
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  • ★¡Mz.CryyBabyy.¡★
    ★¡Mz.CryyBabyy.¡★ Posted at 5:36 AM Dec 1
    David Yu Sick Sick Bastard.!!!............Wait Shiit We have a Dad Hmmm....! Well Yu Get the point Yur Gross
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanI'm going to party like gary busey tonight.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 3:42 AM Nov 30
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  • Timmy-Todd
    Timmy-Todd Posted at 6:47 PM Nov 30
    who the hell is that? i'm too lazy to google/wiki
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David "The Big Sexy" Nolanit's the fastest that get paid and the fastest that get laid.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 9:09 AM Nov 27
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanLean back, just relax, we tell 'em; get up, get down, get Up, and Get Fucked Up
Mood:handsome
Posted at 10:26 PM Nov 25
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanI am an internet outlaw.. this is what its like being on the lamb on the interwebs.
Posted at 5:41 AM Nov 23
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanIts like running the 100 yard dash with a boner, it RULES!
Mood:handsome
Posted at 1:45 AM Nov 23
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanSo if you don't mind i think i'll wear my heart on my sleeve, cuz i'm tired of not bein able to breathe.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 4:49 PM Sep 28 from Mobile
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanThe air cuts like glass and you taste like winter. And how long will you last, forever...
Mood:handsome
Posted at 12:37 AM Sep 25
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanThere's beauty in the breakdown.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 2:57 AM Sep 23 from Mobile
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  • Timmy-Todd
    Timmy-Todd Posted at 6:25 PM Sep 23
    there's beauty all over you hon
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David "The Big Sexy" Nolanpicture me rollin...
Mood:handsome
Posted at 8:37 PM Sep 15 from Mobile
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  • Kris Averett
    Kris Averett Posted at 8:52 PM Sep 15
    "you don't know 20 ways to make me call you big papa"
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David "The Big Sexy" Nolanpicture me BALLIN! (Gettin fuct up ta-night dawg.)
Mood:handsome
Posted at 12:15 AM Sep 11
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David "The Big Sexy" Nolanpicture me BALLIN!
Mood:handsome
Posted at 3:01 PM Sep 10 from Mobile
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David "The Big Sexy" Nolanso i have boost/nextel walkie talkie. anyone esle have it? hit me up haha. 100*405*8571
Mood:handsome
Posted at 8:38 PM Sep 6 from Mobile
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanToday, I recieved a text from my girlfriend to break up with me. I was upset. One minute later another text from her said "Sorry, wrong person." FML
Mood:handsome
Posted at 2:07 AM Sep 6
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  • Vega
    Vega Posted at 4:41 AM Sep 6
    Wow. I don' know what's worse. Bein dumped... or bein played... Or the fact that it was all through text.
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanI think blink said it best, I need a girl that I can train!
Mood:gloomy
Posted at 11:33 PM Sep 3
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  • Vega
    Vega Posted at 12:28 AM Sep 4
    Don't we all?
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanNo Need For Introductions, I've Read About Girls Like You On The Back Of Toilet Doors
Mood:forgotten
Posted at 11:39 PM Sep 1
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  • Dallas
    Dallas Posted at 9:50 PM Sep 2
    good job son
  • Vega
    Vega Posted at 4:04 AM Sep 2
    Classic.
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanShe broke my heart in a trailer park.
Mood:forgotten
Posted at 5:24 AM Aug 31
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  • Dallas
    Dallas Posted at 10:37 PM Sep 1
    aww how sad....no get a pad....lol
  • Pooh5k@attatude tattoo
    Pooh5k@attatude tattoo Posted at 5:42 AM Aug 31
    I ain't forgotten you girl <3333
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David "The Big Sexy" Nolanthe day will break on this saddest day, so don't let me wake. i've heard this all before, and i've seen this over and over again. don't let me w
Mood:forgotten
Posted at 6:42 PM Aug 27
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  • Vega
    Vega Posted at 1:48 AM Aug 28
    Fukkin love em!!!
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanYour mom doesn't know shit about picking up girls, drop the nice guy shit.
Mood:blue balls-ed
Posted at 6:21 AM Aug 27
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanDon't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Mood:horny
Posted at 1:06 AM Aug 25
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David "The Big Sexy" Nolanwhen she told me she had a BF I thought. "Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"
Mood:horny
Posted at 1:10 AM Aug 24
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanDon't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Mood:horny
Posted at 12:52 AM Aug 24
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanQuote of the day: "Most of the time its mustangs hatin..... dont bother me. They dont know that i suck kids off the side walk with the turbo im runnin"
Mood:horny
Posted at 1:21 AM Aug 21
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanOHhhhhhhWEE boy, the new august burns red pumps me UP!
Mood:horny
Posted at 12:54 AM Aug 16
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanWhen I''m horny, like thirsty. Your Girlfriend is a bottle of water!!
Mood:horny
Posted at 12:35 AM Aug 15
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanI want a ray finkle jersey!!
Mood:horny
Posted at 3:28 AM Aug 13
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanIs saving face for the human race!
Mood:amorous
Posted at 4:05 PM Aug 3
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanOh no, I am also aware of my tongue.
Mood:amorous
Posted at 4:42 AM Aug 1
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  • Kate
    Kate Posted at 3:47 AM Aug 2
    why are you "amorous"?
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanAnd I swallow these capsules, to regain my grip.And I swallowed myself sick. And I inherited my health.
Mood:adventurous
Posted at 4:14 PM Jul 30
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  • OMG ITS Johnny
    OMG ITS Johnny Posted at 12:00 AM Jul 31
    You into the 36 crazyfists lately I see
  • Timmy-Todd
    Timmy-Todd Posted at 4:20 PM Jul 30
    deep. heavy. word.
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanWow! Fuck me running! a mustang! how unique!
Mood:anxious
Posted at 2:27 AM Jul 30
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  • Mammoth
    Mammoth Posted at 3:14 AM Jul 30
    OH MAN I LOVE MUSTANGS THAT'S ALL I WANT I AM LOOKING AT MUSTANGS BECAUSE NO ONE HAS ONE AND THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO TELL THE WORLD I AM A BADASS LOLZ GAAAaaAawwWwwDDD DAMN I WANNA GET FUCKED
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanDon't know what I'm waiting for.. but it feels like something should be happening :/
Mood:blah
Posted at 12:54 AM Jul 19
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanRandy.... I am the liquor.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 1:54 AM Jul 18
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  • Cody
    Cody Posted at 4:05 AM Jul 18
    Hahahaha I love that show!
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanDying is easy. When something is worth killing for is when it holds true value.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 1:38 AM Jul 17
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  • David "The Big Sexy" Nolan
    David "The Big Sexy" Nolan Posted at 10:39 PM Jul 17
    Haha though I have read twilight, its just something that I came up with :P
  • Miss Emi™
    Miss Emi™ Posted at 5:31 AM Jul 17
    Oh dear... at first I thought you were quoting Twilight. :P "But dying in the place of someone you love.."
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanCrawling home with the headlights on, we scrape the skin from bone and disregard..
Mood:handsome
Posted at 2:42 AM Jul 14
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanI don't like angry handies! (thanx V)
Mood:handsome
Posted at 11:54 PM Jul 13
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  • "V"
    "V" Posted at 11:59 PM Jul 13
    woot!
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanI don't like angry handies!
Mood:handsome
Posted at 11:54 PM Jul 13
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanCivics are like tampons, every pussy has one.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 7:04 PM Jul 9
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  • Dallas
    Dallas Posted at 9:01 PM Jul 10
    fo shizzle, hondas are gay.
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanThe difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 2:50 AM Jul 9
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  • OMG ITS Johnny
    OMG ITS Johnny Posted at 4:03 AM Jul 9
    Ah Classic Jack quote NICE!!!!!!!!
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanFINALLY, a good nights sleep.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 5:17 PM Jul 8
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanLove became the pill that stopped his shakes.
Mood:lonely
Posted at 4:42 AM Jul 6
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanD-roc on the facebook now. if you want add me on them shits.
Mood:About to rock.
Posted at 7:59 PM Jul 4
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanI'm about as hard as they come, bro. Battle tested.
Mood:Your GF approves
Posted at 4:23 AM Jun 30
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  • Dallas
    Dallas Posted at 3:05 AM Jul 4
    funny guy aye?
  • ♥ JoJo ♥
    ♥ JoJo ♥ Posted at 7:11 AM Jun 30
    You crack me up! Ha ha
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanLonely days are gone, I'm a goin' home. My baby, she wrote me a letter.
Mood:discontent
Posted at 12:48 AM Jun 29
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanNew killswitch a step in the wrong direction :(
Mood:disappointed
Posted at 9:53 PM Jun 22
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanI have had my hopes raised and dashed in a matter of moments, I have hopelash. :(
Mood:hopeful
Posted at 4:17 PM Jun 21
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