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FRONT Magazine
FRONT Magazinewants you to win the full Babycakes winter collection. Find out how at FRONTARMY dot co dot uk. Posted at 11:30 AM Dec 15
Mood: touched
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FRONT Magazinewould like to wank off Lady Gaga's massive cock with our toesies
Mood:exrotically exci
Posted at 2:53 PM Dec 8
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FRONT MagazineOi sailor! Why haven't you taken our sexy survey yet? Puuurleaze do it, and you could win a massive telly and an XBox Elite. Go to FRONTARMY. co. uk now!
Mood:amorous
Posted at 11:58 AM Dec 6
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  • THE BLUE EYED DEVIL
    THE BLUE EYED DEVIL Posted at 10:10 PM Dec 6
    oi sailor i did. and it was fantastc. i had to have a cigarette afterwards.
  • Lego Crash'N'burn
    Lego Crash'N'burn Posted at 4:31 PM Dec 6
    Fix it for me to win the telly and I'll do the damn thing ;P. And don't call me sailor, I may hang round the docks at night, but that's purely for sexual gratification reasons.
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FRONT MagazineTake our Readers' Survey over at FRONTARMY.CO.UK and maybe win a telly and XBox. Mmm, prizes.
Mood:adored
Posted at 5:36 PM Nov 25
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  • Tony
    Tony Posted at 4:03 PM Dec 1
    hi office of front....funny that...6 tme a day is what they say is this right? This city is full of philipeno's so try to find some.....there great! nice x-mas edition...check out some of my friends might be use-full for the mag Alt girl and all that. just been to colege and the teacher is horney as hell,,,,,,9 more weeks of her.....still look for alt girl of my own...........need a x-box 360 if u know any one giving one away let me no.......bye front and holy jesus...........
  • Josh
    Josh Posted at 10:09 PM Nov 28
    Front magazine are on fire
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FRONT MagazinePant-shredding new issue in the shops real soon!
Mood:(none)
Posted at 5:13 PM Nov 25
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FRONT MagazineGuess our new cover girls and win some beer! Check out FRONTARMY.co.uk for deets...
Mood:(none)
Posted at 6:13 PM Nov 24
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  • Tony
    Tony Posted at 9:56 PM Nov 24
    'see'see
  • Carlo De Luna
    Carlo De Luna Posted at 8:22 PM Nov 24
    Kitty! Kitty! Kitty!
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FRONT Magazineis in the office working late, putting the new issue to bed. Any one got any sleeping pills or a mallet?
Mood:(none)
Posted at 8:34 PM Nov 18
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  • Karlos
    Karlos Posted at 10:14 AM Nov 19
    No sorry but have some 30 yeasrs age scotch whisky will that do
  • RichTARD
    RichTARD Posted at 11:36 PM Nov 18
    my mum took a high strength one and she kinda... whats the word.... talking crap?? its frightening.... please don't take one cause otherwise front would be full of crap....
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FRONT Magazineis looking for sexy locations for our next cover shoot
Mood:inquisitive
Posted at 10:38 AM Nov 16
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FRONT Magazineis wondering if anybody really uses MySpace any more?
Mood:inquisitive
Posted at 7:46 PM Nov 3
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  • Tony
    Tony Posted at 4:05 PM Dec 1
    good girl's are hard to find on my space......but we can all live and hope........
  • Belle
    Belle Posted at 10:34 AM Nov 16
    everyone jizzes over facebook these days, it sucks!! :s
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FRONT Magazinehell-raising new issue in shops NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!
Mood:amorous
Posted at 4:19 PM Oct 29
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  • Chrispy
    Chrispy Posted at 12:36 PM Nov 3
    I havent got enough change on me- can you send me a free one?! Kisses.
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FRONT Magazineis wearing fresh grundies
Mood:amorous
Posted at 12:37 PM Oct 19
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FRONT Magazinehas put a few more pics from the Southampton club night up on FRONTARMY.co.uk
Mood:sassy
Posted at 9:50 AM Oct 5
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  • TONY
    TONY Posted at 8:19 AM Oct 14
    I love your mag.Now give me a job please lol x : -)
  • Stripey
    Stripey Posted at 11:30 AM Oct 9
    ha ha you got spammed (below)
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FRONT Magazinehaving a fruity disco in the office...
Mood:sweaty
Posted at 3:30 PM Oct 2
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FRONT Magazinecoming to Southampton to throw some shapes...
Mood:thirsty
Posted at 12:38 PM Sep 23
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  • icey
    icey Posted at 9:14 AM Sep 25
    Can you comment my pics
  • FRONT Magazine
    FRONT Magazine Posted at 4:32 PM Sep 23
    That's a bit odd. Go to the FRONT website (frontarmy dot co dot uk) and click on the Tour link, right hand side. x
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FRONT Magazinenew mobly-mobile number: 07717 605 946. Text us, why don't ya?
Mood:jolly
Posted at 4:49 PM Sep 15
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  • MEET RHYS
    MEET RHYS Posted at 4:04 PM Oct 7
    Who is it from front ?
  • Posted at 5:01 PM Sep 15
    Did you get my joke about the difference between the train carriage and a miscarriage?
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FRONT Magazinejust had a visit from Mr Andrew WK. That was fun...
Mood:frisky
Posted at 1:11 PM Sep 14
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  • Dai J. Holt
    Dai J. Holt Posted at 2:45 PM Sep 14
    What did he break?
  • Abbie-Jane
    Abbie-Jane Posted at 2:01 PM Sep 14
    Lucky sods! Next time invite me, we could have tea and crumpits
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FRONT Magazineis sweating its tits off...
Mood:pirate
Posted at 1:58 PM Sep 8
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  • Chrispy
    Chrispy Posted at 6:31 PM Sep 8
    I sweated my tits off once. Doctors said there was nothing they could do... RIP old tits!
  • HARLZ
    HARLZ Posted at 3:56 PM Sep 8
    FUCK!
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FRONT Magazinecoming to Dundee on Sunday. Hello Dundee...
Mood:romantic
Posted at 2:58 PM Sep 4
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  • Chester Stottington III
    Chester Stottington III Posted at 12:34 AM Sep 6
    I totally disagree anyone gettin front can only be a good thing. Im not from there but take advantage people. X
  • JoRdaN
    JoRdaN Posted at 2:35 AM Sep 5
    come to yeoville, im from leeds, but in the navy at yeoville, its shite and i need a feckin front party. faithful fan jordantheshroom
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FRONT Magazinenew issue out in the shops now. It's a good 'un...
Mood:romantic
Posted at 9:02 AM Aug 28
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  • Chrispy
    Chrispy Posted at 7:49 PM Sep 2
    Great issue as always. I have witnessed the fitness: Jessica and hannah are hot hot hot. Liking hannahs intersting way of giving the bird on pg 89- also finding the tiny tan lines slightly arousing?!
  • Void
    Void Posted at 6:57 PM Aug 28
    great cover
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FRONT MagazineOMG OMG New issue soon...
Mood:impatient
Posted at 9:38 AM Aug 27
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FRONT Magazine
Mood:gallant
Posted at 10:27 AM Aug 26
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  • Iona Birnie
    Iona Birnie Posted at 3:59 PM Aug 26
    :D ^^ x
  • Prophecy, Vindication,
    Prophecy, Vindication, Posted at 1:07 PM Aug 26
    Why so gallant? Have you liberated some ladies from their clothes again? Excellent!
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FRONT Magazineowned the fuck out of karaoke last night.
Mood:gallant
Posted at 8:46 AM Aug 25
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  • Iona Birnie
    Iona Birnie Posted at 11:15 PM Aug 25
    karaoke aw havent done that for years lol ^^ good time x
  • ?
    ? Posted at 3:39 PM Aug 25
    Sweet! ;)
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FRONT Magazinejust had some delicious bacon butties and a pot of tea.
Mood:satisfied
Posted at 10:02 AM Aug 21
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  • Mighty House
    Mighty House Posted at 4:00 PM Aug 21
    hmmmmmmmmm bacon
  • ?
    ? Posted at 2:24 PM Aug 21
    YUM
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FRONT Magazineis deciding on the cover girl for issue 135 today. Who does you want to see all sexy like?
Mood:inquisitive
Posted at 1:42 PM Aug 12
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  • The OuTTakes
    The OuTTakes Posted at 6:03 PM Aug 20
    Vikki Blows again please!
  • daniel
    daniel Posted at 5:06 AM Aug 20
    hey! this new girl moved into town shes looking for some people shes really cool and cute, add her on msn messenger her names: paris22may@hotmail.com
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FRONT Magazinewants to know what your favourite swear words are (it's in the name of science, honest)
Mood:inquisitive
Posted at 3:20 PM Aug 7
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  • Jesseee
    Jesseee Posted at 1:39 PM Aug 27
    Fucking Cunt.
  • MAXIMIZE
    MAXIMIZE Posted at 3:05 PM Aug 17
    BITCH FIST or CUNT FUCK
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FRONT Magazinehas new, and unstained, office chairs. We must have done something right.
Mood:triumphant
Posted at 9:06 AM Aug 7
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  • Jeremy
    Jeremy Posted at 1:14 PM Aug 7
    The stains usually cost extra.
  • Iona Birnie
    Iona Birnie Posted at 10:10 AM Aug 7
    sounds very nice I'd love to visit :) x
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FRONT Magazine- new, sexy, and well awesome Vikki Blows pics up now.
Mood:triumphant
Posted at 10:35 AM Aug 3
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  • [Dowdy] - Yes Please, I'd Love A Cup Of Tea.
    [Dowdy] - Yes Please, I'd Love A Cup Of Tea. Posted at 2:05 PM Aug 3
    I love you FRONT, Will you maybe consider a little no strings attached sex session with my and my shipmates?? Theres plenty of us, and I know there are plenty of you too :) Also whats with there being 3 faces in the Where Am Them Section?? Some necky man-faced cunt is dear i sat trying to mug the FrontArmy off by shoving his ugly mug in the top left page of page 37...Sort it out mate!! Much Love, Dowdy, xoxoxoxox
  • Robobabe
    Robobabe Posted at 11:29 AM Aug 3
    Just put Vikki on the cover every mag plz ;] xo
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FRONT Magazine- girls who read FRONT, join this super-rad Facebook group: http://lnk.ms/15Rbq
Mood:breezy
Posted at 8:47 AM Jul 17
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  • DJ DB
    DJ DB Posted at 3:19 PM Jul 17
    Wheres the link 4 the boys?? ; ]
  • FRONT Magazine
    FRONT Magazine Posted at 10:51 AM Jul 17
    Try searching for GIRLS WHO READ FRONT on Facebook, that should work. x
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FRONT Magazinewonders why despite about 52 fucking pages of coverage and love Gallows' tour people won't support the mag with advertising, and prefer the NME.
Mood:angsty
Posted at 5:09 PM Jul 16
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  • Cammish
    Cammish Posted at 9:12 PM Jul 16
    we prefer FRONT !
  • Clair Without The E*
    Clair Without The E* Posted at 8:06 PM Jul 16
    cos front should be filled with boobies not dicks.
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FRONT Magazinehas just had a massive hammock sent in. Best. Tuesday. Ever.
Mood:stoked
Posted at 11:06 AM Jul 14
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FRONT Magazineis strangling pandas this weekend. What are you up to?
Mood:adventurous
Posted at 2:20 PM Jul 10
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  • Raggy™
    Raggy™ Posted at 1:42 AM Jul 12
    Working nights all weekend, but its all good.....well, except my bastard site manager swiped my Front mag from my desk drawer, thieving ginger midget! Fancy strangling him with the pandas?
  • Prophecy, Vindication,
    Prophecy, Vindication, Posted at 1:42 PM Jul 11
    I just bought a new car you smegheads. Where can I go to find pandas so I can run them over for being to lazy to have sex?
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FRONT Magazineis pissed at impostors setting up fake Facebook pages and asking for girls to send in naked pics.
Mood:pissy
Posted at 9:36 AM Jul 10
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  • ActAppalled.
    ActAppalled. Posted at 11:55 AM Jul 10
    Burn me? ..... I might be into that! ;) ahahaha I joke balls
  • Craig
    Craig Posted at 11:52 AM Jul 10
    fuck haha fair play if that worked :P
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FRONT Magazineis well happy that we are now available in ASDA. We've been spanking our arses in celebration.
Mood:energetic
Posted at 11:53 AM Jul 8
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  • ActAppalled.
    ActAppalled. Posted at 8:06 PM Jul 8
    Wow great news.... I think I should start masturbating straight away! Blah!.
  • Rossboys Revenge
    Rossboys Revenge Posted at 6:53 PM Jul 8
    Goes to show how often I step into ASDA.. I'd never even noticed you weren't there!! Good show though folks! :)
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FRONT Magazineis going on a sexpedition. Seamen wanted!
Mood:energetic
Posted at 12:48 PM Jul 3
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  • adam
    adam Posted at 3:16 PM Jul 6
    Thier is some in the sea, so go there
  • Cally
    Cally Posted at 12:24 PM Jul 4
    YO HO ME HEARTIES!!!!
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FRONT Magazineis dancing like a motherfucker
Mood:energetic
Posted at 10:59 AM Jul 3
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  • Tim
    Tim Posted at 3:30 AM Jul 7
    I saw some really bad shit about you in a blog today http://lnk.ms/0wR1R
  • ASHFORD
    ASHFORD Posted at 11:28 AM Jul 3
    dance on my cock if u wanna
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FRONT Magazineis hotter than a volcano jalfrezi. How hot is you right now?
Mood:hot
Posted at 3:20 PM Jul 2
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  • Bad Tee
    Bad Tee Posted at 7:42 PM Jul 2
    I'm so hot the gas company pays me for the heat
  • ActAppalled.
    ActAppalled. Posted at 4:55 PM Jul 2
    " I'm sweating like michael jackson in a all boys nursery " Plus i'M SWEATING LIKE A RAPIST!
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FRONT Magazine: new pics up now. Let us know what you think, why don't ya
Mood:handsome
Posted at 3:15 PM Jun 30
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  • heron is not an artist
    heron is not an artist Posted at 9:59 PM Jun 30
    hey.. this WORKS! i lost my bellly thx to this awesome natural supplement - blahbeauty.com
  • Jerry Hellfire ©
    Jerry Hellfire © Posted at 5:24 PM Jun 30
    off out to get my copy now.. lookin forward to seeing who is at the top of this months c*** down. Hurrah!!
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FRONT Magazinesays have you heard the news? New issue cover up on the FRONT website now!!!!11!
Mood:handsome
Posted at 10:34 AM Jun 26
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  • Russell Nash
    Russell Nash Posted at 2:03 PM Jun 26
    shame that deck got cancelled !! the new issue looks SICK:)
  • Russ 'Randii' T
    Russ 'Randii' T Posted at 11:32 AM Jun 26
    Pay your repects to MJ... can't be easy being Ginger and in love with Spiderman.
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FRONT Magazineis looking for sexy girls to join us at Ghostfest. Check out ze blog.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 10:35 AM Jun 24
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FRONT Magazineis on deadline. Mind broke.
Mood:busy
Posted at 8:57 AM Jun 18
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  • Farquhar
    Farquhar Posted at 10:25 AM Jun 18
    You guys'll work it out, you always do ;)
  • CHERRY DEVILLE
    CHERRY DEVILLE Posted at 9:53 AM Jun 18
    Drink Fruit juice + eat cake = Mind will repair! Mwah! x x x
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FRONT Magazineis listening to the new Bronx album - burrito in hand
Mood:amused
Posted at 4:18 PM Jun 15
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  • Posted at 1:17 AM Jun 16
    HEY GUESS WHAT? I FOUND OUT WHO HAS A CRUSH ON YOU! GO SEE WHO IT IS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE GOTO: http://lnk.ms/0LT9K
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FRONT Magazinesays witness our live blog from Download Festival at FRONTARMY.CO.UK
Mood:animated
Posted at 11:02 AM Jun 12
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  • Shane
    Shane Posted at 6:26 PM Jun 12
    i love the mag too sexy
  • Posted at 3:49 PM Jun 12
    OMFG i was gonna go to download too D:
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FRONT Magazinesays check out our blog to see how you can write for the mag
Mood:animated
Posted at 10:45 AM Jun 11
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FRONT Magazineis on the look-out for shit-hot new writers
Mood:animated
Posted at 3:17 PM Jun 10
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  • mike™
    mike™ Posted at 5:12 AM Jun 11
    You need writers for what, games, gadgets, etc..?
  • Darran
    Darran Posted at 10:35 PM Jun 10
    thats all well and good, but where in christ am I meant to go to find out more? Or are you just teasing....you are arent you....you shit.
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FRONT Magazinesays check out our FRONT Girl megamix video on the website. Let us now if you likes
Mood:animated
Posted at 10:45 AM Jun 5
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  • Dan
    Dan Posted at 3:51 PM Jun 7
    hey, this website got me out of debt FREE. goto: tropyi.com
  • Nomalez
    Nomalez Posted at 11:06 AM Jun 5
    Very good video! I love Rosie Jones and Seren Gibson. !:P
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FRONT Magazinesays buy the new issue from the FRONT shop and get it delivered for nowt
Mood:animated
Posted at 2:38 PM Jun 3
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  • FRONT Magazine
    FRONT Magazine Posted at 4:56 PM Jun 4
    Hey Supersteviekins, let us know your order deets and we'll chase it up.
  • Oddball!
    Oddball! Posted at 4:21 PM Jun 3
    bought mine in a dutty service station. Quality as always
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FRONT Magazineis on a mission to get sun burnt
Mood:hot
Posted at 8:51 AM Jun 2
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  • Alex
    Alex Posted at 4:02 PM Jun 2
    you are hot
  • jake
    jake Posted at 2:58 PM Jun 2
    Good Luck Manchester Stays The Same The Scallys Wear Full Tracksuits Is The 23 Degress Weather
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FRONT Magazinesez exclsuive Sam & Kaylee pics over on the website right now
Mood:sassy
Posted at 4:56 PM May 28
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  • zak
    zak Posted at 6:06 PM May 28
    THE DRONES ALL SLAVE AWAY THEY'RE WORKING OVERTIME THEY SERVE A FACELESS QUEEN THEY NEVER QUESTION WHY
  • EyeHeartInk
    EyeHeartInk Posted at 5:36 PM May 28
    chicken fried panda paw
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FRONT Magazinenew issue in the shops and in your hearts.
Mood:wanted
Posted at 10:37 AM May 28
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  • ... The Flonk ...
    ... The Flonk ... Posted at 12:34 PM May 28
    yey cant wait !!!
  • Gargamel and Goliath - BOOKING FOR THE SUMMERTIME
    Gargamel and Goliath - BOOKING FOR THE SUMMERTIME Posted at 11:23 AM May 28
    oooh phat. Although i just remembered our shop doesn't stock front anymore :( ... i'm working on it though :P Oh well .... you should feature our band in your magazine!! We play ska-punk .... well it's more of a punk with trumpets affair ... but i think that it's all making a comeback and we should be at the front... get it? ... no i wouldn't feature us either.
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FRONT Magazineis feeling the might of the recession's strap-on
Mood:angsty
Posted at 8:56 AM May 28
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